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Comment by Otedo News Update on June 29, 2021 at 1:35pm: A WOMAN CAN ALSO UPLIFT HER MAN
Kanye West was in debt of about $52million and everyone forgot and ignored him. His wife Kim created a game called Kimoji that generated $80 million. She transferred $52 million into his account and cleared up his debts.

Today Kanye worth is about $1.3 billion.
A man needs an intelligent and industrious wife beside him. Not a beautiful clueless Lady who all they want is to marry a rich man who has it all. As a lady develop yourself don't be a liability be an asset to a man.

Comment by Otedo News Update on July 13, 2017 at 5:48pm: HOW TO GET A WOMAN'S MAXIMUM RESPECT WITHOUT SHOUTING
1. Always leave money in your pocket for her to take not steal oh. The higher the denomination the higher the respect. If you leave N10, you get N10 respect. But for the highest of highest respect, leave hard currency. This is necessary. When she wakes up in the morning, you 'll see how happy she's because she has succeeded
2. Never ever argue with her on the price of anything. If she tells you a bag of rice is 30k, don't argue. Just give her the money. No need calling papa John to ask how much is it. It brings about see finish. If she tells you no milk give her the money, don't go checking the closet to ensure it's actually finished.
3. Always admire and praise her. Even if she looks like monkey licking lime, tell her you're the most beautiful woman you 've ever seen. Praise her k-leg, flat nose, olipi etc.
4. Give her money even if she's working. Women loves men's money. I don't know why . Give her without her asking you. It increases respect. Give her money to perm her hair, to buy chewing gum or to buy N100 recharge card.
5. Always bring paper bag home for her. Even if it's groundnut that's inside. Don't ever return home without anything for madam. Am so used to it that hubs bought me worm medicine once.
6. Treat her like a queen. Pet her like an egg. Listen to her. Don't shout her down for any reason. Even if she's not making sense, laugh holding your head and belle.
7. For the other room biz, it shouldn't be all about you. Don't come home and say "mama John go wait me for room" or you come home smiling and tell her "conji de do me" without asking how is she.
8. Go out with her whether you 've car or not. I know a lady the only time she entered her hubs car was when their 13 year old son suddenly collapsed and died in the house. It's not good, brother.
9. Don't steal her money but she can take yours . Wives dont steal but take. Any man that 'thiefs' his wife money loses respect without applying for it.
10. Always be impressed with her food. Even if the egusi is just water and leaves in one side while melon on the other side, lick your hands. Afterall if you had wanted a good cook, you for marry caterer..
11. When you come home in the evening always have your bath especially before the other room biz. This is very important if you are a truck pusher or a breaker of logs. No woman wants to lick your sweat.
12. Never ever press toothpaste from the middle. Press from the bottom. Also don't wear sandy shoes into the house or you use your shoe to climb the bed. It brings about see finish.
13. When she travels for only one week with the children, don't use all the plates, pots, cups and spoons in the house and pile them up for her to come wash. She's not your housegirl oh. Try and wash them brother. Don't also soak your clothes for her to come wash. She's not a washing machine.
14. Don't come home at 1am and expect her to come open the gate for you. She's not your aboki. If you know you are a bat get an aboki to be opening gate for you.
15. Summer holiday is coming take her on a vacation. Don't be too selfish. Take her to the beach even if it Enabulele Enabulele
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Comment by Otedo News Update on April 19, 2017 at 5:10am: Advice To All Random Guys

When you find a good woman, keep her. Don't go sleeping around. Vaginas are the same, maybe a lil difference in the diameter or what you feel for the owner.

*Once in a while, resist the urge to bring out your prick. Pretend like you're not in the mood that day. It boosts your self-control and desirability ratings.

*That you took a girl on a date or gave her cash/gift doesn't mean she must follow you to your house and allow you bend her like straw on your bed, while you administer prick with tangential expertise. If you want women that will give you sex for the money, go to Allen Avenue Or Ijora 7up Railway.

*If a woman turns your proposal down, be mature enough to take it.
Don't go slutshaming her or all those silly things some of you do!

*If for any reason you stop being interested in your girl, let her go. Don't play her along while increasing her vagina mileage.

For those end time boys, that will know their friend is cheating on his babe but be calling her "our wife"...amadioha will visit you soon.... Amen? Amen!!!!✍

Amadi Promzy Chimenem

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Comment by Otedo News Update on June 15, 2015 at 10:02pm: 5 things a woman should not do for love

When some women fall in love, they fall hard. Women are naturally
compassionate and loving by nature. With these characteristics, we get
criticized sometimes or taken for granted. As much as we know how
difficult relationships might be, some of these emotions are overridden
by men, which lead to bad break-ups.
Here are some things you should not do solely because you are in love with a man.

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Comment by Otedo News Update on February 1, 2015 at 11:18am: FIVE AMAZING FACTS ABOUT LADIES___
{1} They hate breast feeding their baby but they
love
breast
feeding their boyfriends.
{2} They like dressing in very short mini-skirt but
they
keep pulling them down to their
knees as they walk.
{3} They claim they hate s*x but they enjoy it than the man!
{4} They like saving most of their money but they
will
spend
yours till ur last kobo.
{5} They claim they are not interested in a man's
wealth
but
again they swear not to date a broke guy.
True or False?

Comment by Otedo News Update on November 24, 2014 at 7:08pm: "

  Are you sure those “yanshes be Nigerian women’s yanshes”? They look more like African American women’s behinds.  Why did I say so?

       In my experience it is the rare Nigerian person who grew up without having scratches on their bodies; craw-craw and similar diseases leave their marks on Nigerians bodies. Thus, if those buttocks are Nigerian women’s buttocks the chances are that they would not be so smooth; they would have marks left behind by their poor upbringing and living in an unsanitary environment.

      Having gotten that piece of skepticism out of the way, I have this question: why do men like to look into women’s pussies? I am sure that you have noticed that most men are voyeurs and want to see women’s vaginas. Why else do you think that pornography flourishes?

      Let me repeat my question: why do men want to see inside pussies?  I speculate that it has something to do with their attempts to understand where they came from; we entered the world through women’s vaginas and it seems to make sense to start the effort to understand where we came from by looking at women’s vaginas.

       Grandiose efforts at explaining our origin, such as philosophy seem secondary in their appeal compared to smut.

       So, do you think that the brother man in the picture is examining or sniffing the women’s pussies to find out where he came from? I do not know the answer to my question; but it seems to me that something more than mere voyeurism is going in men compulsion to look into pussies. Cunts are not exactly pretty to look at; they smell awfully, too and ought to be repulsive to men yet men pay to go see them.

"- oZODI